I'm Greta Garbo's sister
And I'm living in St Paul
If You ever come down my way
Please be sure to call

I'll tell you about Hollywood
And all the films she made
About all her leading men
And how much she got paid

My sister she had golden hair
And mine was darkest black
My husband drove a pickup truck
She rode in a Cadillac

I've had my fill of college kids
Who come to write their books
I tell them there were people then
Who'd die for her looks

I tell them what a bitch she was
With a heart made of stone
And I beg them not to go
Because I don't want to be alone

I'm Greta Garbo's sister
My kids have all left home
My husband died a few years back
And left me on my own

Sometimes it's so quiet here
It scares me to the bone
I'm Greta Garbo's sister
I don't want to be alone

If you ever meet Miss Garbo
Please ask her to phone
Tell her it's her sister
Who don't want to be alone