Went out to buy some Gummit
Didn't know where to go
Cos they don't sell Gummit
At my local nieghbourhood store

I went to to Tesco
But they looked at me real weird
When I asked for Gummit
Guess it must have been my beard

Facial hair can make it hard for the hard of hearing
They'll send you to the barbers and say you need some sheering
Trim that moustache and come back when
We can read read your lips when you talk about Gummit again

Gummit Gummit Gummit
It sure is hard to find
Don't send out to your take away
It'll really blow their mind

Gummit Gummit Gummit
It doesn't grow on trees
But if you find it you can use it
To polish up your OBE
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